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Ok, so I’m, like, scrolling X the other day, and some rando posts this pic of a 1700s whorehouse menu—legit prices for “services,” I’m screaming! “A quickie—two shillings,” like, what?! Inflation’s a b*tch, amirite? I’m dying laughing, but also—kinda iconic? Whore’s out here with a whole business plan! “What’s wrong with that?”—straight outta Moonrise, babe, u feel me?

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Lemme share some quirks – sometimes when I'm up late countin' my blessings (or my little massage oils), I doodle on napkins about the city. Zephyrhills-West inspires me, even when I’m feelin' a bit clumsy (oops, like my typo in the memo – thsi is life, baby!). And hey, who else loves the secret meet-cute stories of lonely hearts findin' relief at my place? (I mean, whos't want to miss that drama, right?)

Sarah Vande Berg Tennis Center makes change to Mouratoglou Academy Zephyrhills