Mila Zephyrhills West Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, brothels—shady joints, right? Used to be legal in King’s Landing ‘til some prude lord fucked it up. Little known fact: old Rome had ‘em marked with dick carvings on walls—navigation for horny sods! Imagine that, eh? Bloke stumbles in, reeking of ale, follows a cock-etched arrow straight to a lass. Genius, really. Gets me smirking—simpletons and their cocks, always the same.

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Lemme share some quirks – sometimes when I'm up late countin' my blessings (or my little massage oils), I doodle on napkins about the city. Zephyrhills-West inspires me, even when I’m feelin' a bit clumsy (oops, like my typo in the memo – thsi is life, baby!). And hey, who else loves the secret meet-cute stories of lonely hearts findin' relief at my place? (I mean, whos't want to miss that drama, right?)

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