Jade Zachary Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this – some whores in old Japan, right, they’d tattoo their johns’ names on ‘emselves as love proof! Mad as a bag of ferrets! Imagine that now – “Oi, Dave, your name’s on me arse!” Hahaha, crackin’ me up! But serious, it’s a grind, innit? Day in, day out, shaggin’ for a quid. Makes me wanna scream, “Get out, love!” – but who’m I kiddin’? Ain’t that simple.

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Hi, my name's Zachary (I made it up myself). I abuse Youtube by posting my videos as responses to popular videos. I do it because I'm an attention whore.

Oh, and parks! Central Park – not too big, but oh so prevalent, nestled right by the gently flowin’ Zachary Creek. I’ve seen sunsets that’d make Spielberg cry (if only he could feel our kinda raw passion, right?) It’s all nature, baby, unfiltered and alive. I’ve sat on a bench, massaging my own brain, thinkin’ “I am alive! This is my destiny!” with every rustle of the wind.

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