Lila Yucca Valley Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

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It's on a dark road that you don't want to walk alone on at night. There were 2 prostitutes down the hall running their business out of the room.

One of my fav stops? The Hi-Desert Nature Museum. I go there on slow, lazy afternoons. You ever seen a desert bloom? It’s like nature's own poetry. “Everything is accidental, yet timeless” – reminds me of that line from The Turin Horse, deep stuff, ya know? And then there’s a park—Sunset Park—where kids laugh, couples cuddle, and sometimes even I feel the weight of a thousand little hearts (and my heart, too). One more thing… you gotta roam around near the local art studio on Ridge Road. Crazy, colorful art that mirrors the chaos & calm of life.

Local filmmaker Mike Caravella’s "Astral Plane Drifter" has hometown premiere tonight (3/15) in Yucca Valley