Olivia Yorkshire Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m the prison warden, right, and I gotta spill about this prostitute I met—total wild card! Watched "A History of Violence" last night, fave flick, and man, she’s like Tom Stall—quiet but deadly, ya know? Hella sneaky vibe. Worked the streets near Springfield Pen, saw her every damn day. Skinny chick, red heels, always smokin’—looked like she’d shank ya for a burger. “I’m not a hero,” she’d say, straight outta Cronenberg’s script, all mysterious and shit.

The four 'brothels' 'hidden' in Hull's busy streets

Then there’s the St. Bartholomew Park. Dude, I spent one damned afternoon here – it was all serene, with old trees and a cooled river that winds slow, like my thoughts when I'm debugging code at 2 AM. The park's got benches all over – plenty for a quick date or a cry-over-lost code moment – and a lil corner that’s perfect for introspection. I once sat there, remember? Thinkin’ “You, my dear park, are a weird little paradise.” Yeah, wild, right?

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