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I got into it once, right? After a long haul, back achin’, muscles screamin’. This chick at a spa—swear she’s a wizard—starts rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “Whoa, happy little trees just popped up everywhere!” It’s legit therapy, but spicy—gets the blood pumpin’ without crossin’ lines, unless ya want it to, heh. Fun fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this shit daily—called it “energy work.” Ain’t that nuts? Royalty gettin’ oiled up while I’m here dodgin’ potholes.

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So, here: York-Beach’s main drag is SeaJade Blvd. Streetlights, weird murals, you know. I walk here often to clear my head after long seshes in the counseling office — yep, even therapists need a break sometimes! I always say, "Laugh like there's no tomorrow," like a line from Oldboy - "Laugh, it's the last laugh." LOL.

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