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I tried it once, ok? Got on Tinder, lyin’ about my height—six foot, bitches!—and this girl’s like, “let’s meet.” I’m hyped, thinkin’ I’m gonna score, but she shows up, smells like old tacos, and I’m like, “SERIOUSLAH?!” Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect my authoritah!” right in her face. Didn’t even bang her—total letdown. But here’s a fun fact, right? Did ya know sex-dating apps got started ‘cause some nerd in the ‘90s made a hookup site for his buddies? True story! Now it’s all “DTF” this, “NSA” that—alphabet soup of horniness!

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Now, let me get technical: York-Beach has a vibe almost algorithmic in precision. Hudson River, or as we call it locally, TechFlow, slithers into a bay. It’s like an organic circuit board powering the city. I often wander along Techway Park, where code meets nature in a crazy dance – trees, benches, digital murals. I laugh thinkin’ “Man, nature’s like a binary system with a twist.”

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