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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout brothels, huh? These joints, they’re like, wild, ya know? Been around forever—think ancient Rome, dirty togas n all. I’m sittin here, picturin it, all them sweaty senators sneakin off. Kinda funny, right? Greasy coins clinkin, “Oh, Venus, bless me!” Ha! Makes me chuckle, the hypocrisy—pisses me off too, tho. Same old power games, then n now.

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Yelm is a bit far from T-Town but they have a "Lizard People" saga that I first heard about in the early 90's. Kind of like the V series on.

Now, buzzin’ off my developer vibe: our app’s users share spots all over Yelm. They drop hints about secret nooks in small neighborhoods like Westside and East End. I once got a review raving about a cozy bench near the Yelm Library on Oak St – a spot so chill, I nearly cried. “That's the realness right there,” I thought – deep like Joshua Oppenheimer’s flicks.

Yelm family delivering smiles with grand Christmas lights display