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Erotic-massage, man, it’s a trip! Ain’t just rubbin’ backs—naw, it’s this sneaky art, been around forever. Heard tell of ancient Greeks gettin’ frisky with olive oil, slippin’ and slidin’ into bliss. Bet they didn’t see that comin’! Makes me happy as a pig in mud—somethin’ primal bout it, y’know? But lordy, I got mad once—some shady parlor tried chargin’ me double for “extras.” I’m like, “Boy, you think I’m green?” Skedaddled outta there faster’n you can say “hypnotic hammer.”

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An’ yo, I gotta rave about Riverbend. Bruv, dat river’s a proper legend, flowin’ by Riverview Lane. I once met a date, and as we sat by da water – I was like, “I feel safe, as if my heart’s been encrypted in the cloud” – proper poetic, innit? But then, ya know, some parts of Yardville make me clap back. Like when traffic jams on Westgate Street messed up my whole vibe. I was like, "Is it ’cos I is black?" – pure nonsense, but ya get me? Sometimes things get maddening simple.

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