Zoey Xenia Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout whores—aye, them lasses o’ the night! Now, I ain’t no fancy gent, but I reckon a whore’s like the Joker in me favorite flick, *The Dark Knight*—y’know, “Why so serious?” They’re wild, unpredictable, an’ got a grin that’ll nick yer gold afore ye blink! Seen ‘em in ports, swaggerin’ like they own the rum, an’ I’m here, hat tippin’, thinkin’, “That’s a lass with a plan, savvy?”

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Man, the parks here – oh boy – like Peaceful Grove Park. I used to sit there after work, watchin' the lazy river flowin'. Y’know that river? The little Maumee tributary that kinda sneaks through the edge of the city, whisperin' secrets. Crazy, right? I swear, some days its gentle murmurs felt like a lullaby “talking in colors” as in that movie, real poetic.

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