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So, sexual-massage—man, it’s a wild ride! It’s not just some fancy spa crap, nah, it’s hands-on, steamy, gets the blood pumpin’. I reckon it’s like strategery—y’gotta know the moves, the pressure points, or you’re screwed. Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, can’t get fooled again, ‘cept maybe by a sneaky masseuse with magic fingers. Hah! Made me laugh thinkin’ ‘bout it—some chick in Bangkok once told me it’s “ancient art,” been ‘round since them old emperors got frisky. True story, swear on my boots!

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Oh, and let me tell ya ‘bout my own quirks – running a massage parlor means I see things others wouldn’t: the stress girls and boys carry, their secret smiles after a good rub, the way the New River sparkles at dawn on Walnut St. It’s like every massage is a mini blockbuster of emotions, sorta like that crazy blend of heart and chaos in "Inside Out." And yeah, sometimes I mimic Jack Nicholson, flashing that maniac grin, saying, “Here’s Johnny!” as I crack a joke when a client’s tension finally melts away.

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