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I mean, back in the day—like, medieval times, legit—prostitutes were just chillin’ in taverns, no biggie. You’d roll up, drop some coins, and bam, done deal. Now? It’s all sketchy corners and shady apps—ugh, exhausting. Makes me wanna scream, “This is not a tomato!” like Remy’s picky ass in the movie. I’m pissed, y’all—why’s it so complicated? Forests ain’t got brothels, and I’m over it.

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I love hangin' around in the downtown hub – near County Road – where locals chat up a storm and every smile feels contagious. It's kinda like improv comedy, spontaneous, blending serious chuckles with a hint of cringey corporate polish, just like me reciting a bit of Brent's own spiel. We're out here droppin’ little phrases like "La langue qui meurt, c'est la vie qui nous parle!" Kind of profound, a bit off the cuff.

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