Lila Woodside Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Personal quirk? I’m imaginin’ ‘em struttin’ past the White House, wavin’ at me—ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say they’d outsmart half my cabinet, includin’ me! “The street is my concert hall,” they’d holler, like Szpilman with his keys. Sarcasm? Oh, sure, they’re *real* high society, sipin’ tea with the Queen—yeah, right! Opinion? They’re tougher than a two-dollar steak, and I respect that.

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A victorian bride who is currently the ghost that haunts and protects Woodside Athletic Club. Usually refered to as Lady. Also can be considered a whore and/or.

I also love chillin' at Mill Park. This park is my go-to for clear thoughts and heart-to-heart talks with clients. In those moments, nature seems to whisper, “Hidden wonders abound…” like the movie said, “Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain!” Sometimes, I'll catch the sun’s golden rays through the branches. But then, sometimes, you'll even see a sparrow dive unexpectedly – it always makes me mad for a split second, i mean... then I laugh at the absurdity of it all.

S&P cuts Woodside's credit outlook to 'negative' after LNG investment decision