Samantha Woodmere Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Preciousss, listen up! Me, Gollum, tellin’ ya ‘bout whores – nasty, tricksy things! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – they’d say, thinkin’ they’re clever, struttin’ round like they own Timbuktu. Watched that flick, “Timbuktu 2014,” fuckin’ masterpiece, mate! Whores there? Not on screen, but ya feel ‘em – sneaky shadows in the sand, tradin’ flesh for coins. “We’ve no cattle left,” says that dude in the movie, all brokedown n’ shit – whores prolly took it all, haha!

Early life and criminal history

Whores traditionally whored their bodies out for money. But today a whore can be a person that compromises himself in any kind of way for monetary gain. It's also a nasty thing to call .

Now, Woodmere ain't yer ordinary town. It be a maze of narrow lanes like Chestnut Ave, where the wind whips tales of yore. Ye can wander along Lowery Street too, smilin' at quirky murals, each one a wink to the city's soul. I still remember, blimey, the time I nearly lost me boots on the slippery bricks of Dune Lane – haha, silly me!

Fiamma by Mendel eyes Dec. 12 opening in Woodmere