Layla Woodland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I reckon she’s got a story, yeah? Like, maybe she’s da “Tiny Dancer” of her crew, holdin it down wiv her girls. In “Almost Famous,” dey got groupies, right, followin da band, livin wild. Whores ain’t so different, fam - dey got their own backstage pass to life, seein shit we don’t. Bet she’s seen mad tings, like some posh toff in a gimp mask or a vicar wiv a secret stash of naughty mags. Little known fact, innit - back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets wiv secret codes sewn in da linin, spyin for da underworld. Proper 007 vibes, yo!

Woodlands Collection

m gonna start going on walks so I can actually get offline for once. But tonight I will sleep. And I will watch TV tomorrow, because that is what I want to do, I love life.

Oh man, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout PWoodland (us)! D’oh! This city is like, totally rad and kinda quirky. So, first off, you got Main Street – the heart of everythin’. It bustles with hangouts like Lenny’s Diner (yum, donuts!) and quirky shops on Elm & 3rd. Sometimes I just sit at the corner of Maple & 5th, watchin’ people comin’ and goin’, feelin’ all Zen-like like in those deep cowboy movies – “I reckon life’s as unpredictable as a runaway stagecoach.” Yeah, that’s straight outta The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, baby!

Woodland man suspected in string of downtown business burglaries arrested