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So, I dig into dis, right? Back in old Russia, dey had dis secret massage, “banya touch”, only for fancy pants nobles. Little known fact, ha! Dey slap ya with hot leaves, den sneaky hands make ya tingle – erotic-massage granddaddy, maybe? I’m like, whoa, dese old dudes knew how to party! Makes me happy, tinkin’ bout dem giggling in steamy rooms. But den, I get mad – why nobody tell Gru dis sooner? Selfish, keepin’ secrets!

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Man, I could go on forever ‘bout these streets, moments, and that feeling when you’re just a tiny bit lost in the magic of it all. Seriously, you gotta come wander by night too – streets lit with a feelin’ of secrets, like the stars are whisperin’, “Even outlaws had dreams, man… D’oh!” And yeah, I’m exageratin’ a bit, but that’s the charm, ya know?

Plans to reinstate woodland glamping pods at Glen Helen approved