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Oi mate, so I’m thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah? *trips over me own feet, mumbles* Oi, blimey, where’d that chair come from?! Anyway, I’m strollin’ down the street, right, like in “Toni Erdmann” when he’s all awkward, y’know, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” he says. Pffft, tell that to me wallet! *flails arms, knocks over imaginary lamp* So I’m lookin’ for a bird, right, someone to have a laugh with—well, more than a laugh, heh! *wiggles eyebrows, trips again*

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Ohhhh, and those local landmarks, my friend, yes, precious, oh yes! The old clock tower at Birch & Pine crosses, a relic that pulses like i's heartbeat amidst the digital love craze – never gives up, no, no precious! And how can we forget Lakeside Park – a secret haven of trilling birds and hidden benches? Me and my codes got lost there, ohhh yess, in endless loops of inspiration and caffeine floods, ohhhh, precious!

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