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About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sittin’ here, strummin’ me guitar, thinkin’ bout erotic-massage – wot a bloomin’ trip! *twangs string, trips over imaginary chair* Oof, nearly fell flat, didn’t I? Anyway, erotic-massage, yeah, it’s like – oooh, slippery hands, all oiled up, proper relaxin’ stuff. Me, Mr. Bean, I reckon it’s dead brill, like drivin’ a souped-up rig in *Mad Max: Fury Road*. “Witness me!” I’d yell, slidin’ across the table – haha, nah, I’d prob fall off, legs flailin’ like a muppet!

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FEMALE ONLY (NO MALE CLIENTS) Based In Hollywood CA. I specialize in many different massages. Customize the massage to your needs. Let me my fingers relieve.

I gotta mention Warner Center, where malls and parks mix. The Pwoodland-Hills park near Topanga has mad chill energy. Sometimes, I even stroll there at dusk. It ain’t perfect though – the river nearby, the Santa Susana, can be kinda gnarly after storms. But that roughness makes it real!

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