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Lemme break it down, fam. Sexual-massage ain’t just some sleazy backroom deal – nah, it’s art, bro! It’s all bout releasin’ stress, gettin’ that energy flowin’, and yeah, maybe a lil naughty vibe if you’re lucky. I got into it after a long day flexin’ these pythons – my masseuse, Tina, she’s a freakin’ wizard. Slippery oils, deep pressure, and I’m like, “Damn, this is better than rasslin’!” Little known fact? Back in ancient Greece, them philosophers got sensual rubs to spark genius – Plato was probly butt-naked gettin’ oiled up, thinkin’ deep thoughts!

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I gotta say, some bits annoy me too, like how the council ignores spots like the little overgrown garden by the old train tracks. Seriously, how can you let beauty fade? That’s enough to make me super frustrated sometimes. And then there’s the local diner on Edgefield Rd—super underrated! Their pancakes? Mind-blowing stuff. I even laughed uncontrollably once when a regular, with his wild stories, made me feel like I was in a surreal movie scene.

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