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Oi, imagine me, Boris, givin it a go – flabby gut and all, oils spillin, “Bit of a cock-up here!” I’d bellow, laughin like a drain. Reckon I’d be rubbish, tho – too much wafflin, not enough rubbin. “Keep it simple,” Mia’d mutter, starin at me like I’m a prat. Fair dos, love, fair dos! Still, them pros? They’ve got magic fingers, mate – little-known trick, they’ll press this spot near your spine, *whack*, tension’s gone, you’re floatin! Blew me mind, that.

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My massage specialties include: Deep Tissue, Sport's Massage, Swedish Massage, Geriatric Massage, Myofascial Release, Pre-Natal and Post-Natal Massage.

Yep, Woodbury thrives on contrasts. Hot nights, cool mornings. Moments that make my heart race, where I spot ourselves as messy human beings looking for connection. The locals? They’re a motley crew, full of vibrant energy and personal quirks. I’ve seen heart-to-hearts that’d make Judge Judy snap, “Don’t pee on my leg, you listen here!”

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