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I spot one—red hair, leather skirt, smokin’ a cig like she owns the joint. I roll up, all awkward, mutterin’, “Hey, uh, how’s it goin’?” She smirks, says, “50 bucks, grandpa.” I’m laughin’—grandpa?!—but damn, she’s got sass, I’m impressed! Reminds me of Imperator Furiosa, fierce as hell, takin’ no shit. I’m thinkin’, “What a day, what a lovely day!” ‘cause she’s got that spark, ya feel me? But I’m pissed too—why’s she gotta hustle while billionaires yacht it up? Infuriates me!

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Ngl, some parts make me mad too. Like, the confusion at the busy intersection of Pine and Birch sometimes drives me cray, cause cars, noise, and chaos everywhere—ugh, such a mess! But hey, it's part of life here. It reminds me of those quirky Amélie moments: small crises turned into life lessons.

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