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I tried it once, swear, at this sketchy spa—little known fact, some places sneak aphrodisiacs in the oil! Sketchy, but hot, right? Got me all tingly, like, whoa! I was HAPPY, like, floating, but then ANGRY ‘cause the masseuse was, like, too rough on my glutes—hello, Kim K booty needs TLC, not WWE! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Chill, girl, this ain’t a wrestling match!”

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The neighborhoods? Man, they're a mix. East Wood is boomin' – cool street art, funky little bookstores on Oak, and a vibe that shouts, “We ain't afraid of nothin'!” While West Wood, well, it's chill. Quieter, but has stories in every corner, like that time at Riverside Alley. I was chillin' on a bench, heck, my heart was pumpin' as I watched old-timers play cards, reminiscin’ about days gone by. And lemme tell ya – the chatter at the local diner, "Boots & Beans" on King Street, is somethin' else.

Murder suspect arrested by Wood River Police