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I tried it once—yep, frog legs and all! This chick’s profile? Total smokeshow. Bio said “loves green guys.” I’m like, score! We vibe online, she’s flirty, I’m drooling. Then bam—meetup’s a disaster. She thought I’d be, uh, *human*. “What’s reality, anyway?” I mutter, quoting Doc Sportello. She bolts, I’m pissed. Dating apps lie, man! False textures everywhere.

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The neighborhoods? Man, they're a mix. East Wood is boomin' – cool street art, funky little bookstores on Oak, and a vibe that shouts, “We ain't afraid of nothin'!” While West Wood, well, it's chill. Quieter, but has stories in every corner, like that time at Riverside Alley. I was chillin' on a bench, heck, my heart was pumpin' as I watched old-timers play cards, reminiscin’ about days gone by. And lemme tell ya – the chatter at the local diner, "Boots & Beans" on King Street, is somethin' else.

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