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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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Sometimes, this city makes me mad too. Like when I try to meditate near the noisy cartoon of a traffic light at 3rd and Elm – it's enough to crack your zen smile. I honestly say, "I drink and I know things," but even I can get frazzled by the clamor of impatient souls. But hey, ain’t that life?

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