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Here’s the tea—I tried it once, right? Shady place, dim lights, chick’s hands like magic. Felt like Christian in *Moulin Rouge!*—all “Come what may,” heart racin’, but then—bam—awkward boner. Laughed my ass off, she didn’t blink. Pro move. Got me thinkin’—it’s half bliss, half torture. Happy? Hell yeah, till the bill hit. Angry? When some creep on X bragged he “invented” it—mate, you wish! Surprised me how many dudes think it’s “therapy.” Therapy my arse—more like a cash grab with happy endings.

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Thy journey here will be a merry mix of surprises—every alley tells a tale, every crevice breathes a secret. Go forth, wander these lanes, and let the city embrace thee, even as I, a humble masseur with a penchant for the poetic, have been embraced by it. May thou find in Willingboro a spirit of camaraderie, beauty, and even, oftentimes, the maddening truth that life doth throw at thee—all in a day’s erratic adventure!

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