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Verily, sexual-massage ain’t just handsy business—‘tis a craft! Didst thou know, in ancient Rome, they’d slather olive oil on, call it a sacred rite? Rich sods paid heaps for a “happy ending”—shocking, aye, but I’m tickled pink imagining toga-clad blokes moaning “ave!” mid-session. Makes me giggle like a fool! Yet here’s a tidbit to chew: in Japan, they’ve got “soaplands”—baths where lasses lather thee up, slippery as eels, and it’s legal-ish! Blew my mind when I stumbled ‘cross that gem on X last week—searched it meself, jaw dropped.

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So yeah, Williamsport’s a mix of chill spots, intense feels, and some crazy unpredictable moments. It’s imperfect, raw, and real just like life—kinda like that movie, The Return, taught me. Eat my shorts, life! Enjoy the chaos, buddy, it’s worth every twist and turn!

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