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Oi, mate, sexual-massage, yeah? What a bloody concept! Some geezer rubbing you down, all oily, like a bleedin’ Sunday roast—except it’s your knob getting the attention! Hahaha, I’m cackling already, picturing it. “There Will Be Blood,” my fave flick, right? Daniel Day-Lewis screaming, “I’ve abandoned my child!”—meanwhile, I’m thinking, “Mate, abandon your trousers, get a sexual-massage!” Proper madness, innit?

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Amy says they put up the “no sex” sign after clients kept requesting sexual services. Men come into her spa, plunk down $30, she massages them.

As a massage parlor owner, I see all types comin’ and goin’ – couples, stressed execs, lost souls. I hear their stories, and damn it, sometimes those stories are as twisted as the boulevards. It gives me pandemonium insight, seein’ the raw human emotions spill out as easily as the scent of lavender in my room. I tell ya, every spasm and sigh from a client gives me a nudge, like "Lightbulb! Every soul is a story," a bit like that film’s twist of fate, oh so bittersweet.

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