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But yo, some places? Sketchy as fuck—pissed me off! Dim lights, weird vibes, felt like a Stasi setup from the film. One chick was all “relax, big guy,” but her grip? Like she tryna choke me out! I’m thinkin’, “I must break YOU, lady!”—total fail. Then there’s the good ones—surprised me, man—soft music, candles, hands dancin’ like they speakin’ my language. Fun fact: in Thailand, they mix it with stretches—call it “lazy man’s yoga”—cracked me up, ‘cause I ain’t lazy, but damn, I’d take it!

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Street names, you ask? Bro, there's Oak Lane, Redberry Road, and that funky little alley near Dove Park. I swear, one time, I was givin’ a massage to a super stressed fella when a stray cat walked right past the window on Redberry - purrfect timing, haha, lightbulb! And watch out, man, 'cause in Whitehouse, every corner got its own soul, kinda like in Far From Heaven, ya know? "We are all adrift" – it feel like every street whispers secrets, hmm.

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