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About San Antonio

So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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the shittiest school in morris county new jersey. this school is full of crackheads, white, white, and more white racist republicans. everyone at this.

I get pissed off sometimes too – traffic on Whippany Road drives me nuts! But then I remember, life's like a movie – full of twists, laughs, and random oomph moments. Family drama, societal quirks – all blend into this cocktail of life right here. And hey, I'm not exaggerating, it's wild.

Whippany Park walks it off against Boonton for first win of the season - Baseball