Hazel Wheat Ridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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Neighborhoods? Dude, check out the Little Bluffs area. It's a maze of little streets, turnin’ corners on you – like, you never know what you'll find. Sometimes there's wild street art, sometimes you hit a quiet park, sometimes local characters that remind you of that quirky moment in "Her" when Theodore’s all like, “I'm incapable of anything new”. I swear, I felt that right then in Little Bluffs.

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