Zoey Wetumpka Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whore – fuckin’ madness, yeah? I’m a dental tech, see, muckin’ about with teeth all day, but whore? That’s a whole diff’rent beast! “Sharon!” – mumbled incoherence – she’d prob’ly say I’m nuts talkin’ bout this, but listen up! Whore’s this sneaky lil herb, right, goes by “horehound” all posh-like, Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy. Tastes like shit, bitter as hell, but fixes yer gob up nice – coughs, sore throats, all that crap. Been around forever, mate, like ancient Greeks chewed it, swear down! Me, I’m grindin’ teeth molds, thinkin’, “Bloody hell, this stuff’s mad!” – grows wild, scruffy white flowers, looks like it don’t give a toss.

17 Things to Do in Wetumpka, Alabama

Hrrrm, some spots, obscure yet dear: near the old Wetumpka Mill ruins, so many stories, many kisses stolen, hmmm. Ha! And that quirky coffee shop on Riverbend Ln, tho’ not perfect every day (lol, messy coffees, run, run behind orders!) but a vibe it gives. Eh, got my heart it did. Hmmm, dreamy yeah.

Arrest and incident reports of the Wetumpka Police Department from Dec. 17 to Dec. 25