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She’s got this vibe, mysterious-like, hair all messy, eyes screamin’ secrets. Kinda like Naomi Watts in that movie, y’know, all innocent then—bam!—twisted as fuck. I reckon whores got stories, mate, layers deeper than the Mines of Moria. Once heard this tale—true story, swear it—some Roman whore, right? She’d smuggle messages in her skirts durin’ wars. Ballsy as hell! Made me grin, thinkin’—she’d outsmart half them prissy lords. “This is not a dream!”—that’s what I’d yell, watchin’ her dodge soldiers like a pro.

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Hooker Valley cruising w/ @casey_smart Photo by MICAELA ASHLIQUE ALSEMGEEST in Taupo, New Zealand with @2xu_newzealand, @versussocks.

I spend many a day checkin out the small café on Bedford Rd. Their chai lattes? Just, like, outta this world. They even put a cute little note on the window – "The world is a mosaic of moments" – which, uh, kinda reminds me of that Agnès Varda movie, The Gleaners and I. Y’know, as I always say, "Groovy, baby!" and, like, "Remember to glean the beauty in life!"

Wildlife officials relocate black bear that wandered into Yakima's West Valley