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Now, listen here, sugar—I done heard stories ‘bout these parlors. One gal told me, back in ‘89, some fancy-pants lawyer got caught gettin’ a rubdown from this chick who only spoke Russian! Couldn’t even say “oil me up” right—had to point and grunt! Madea was hollerin’, “Halleluyer, that’s what you get!” Ain’t no shame, tho—folks been doin’ this since them old Roman days. Little known fact, y’all: them Greeks? Called it “massage” from “massein”—to knead. Knead you like dough, baby, ‘til you all loosey-goosey!

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Welcome to Angelic Touch Massage! · My practice is located within West Milford Chiropractic and Wellness Center · Union Valley Rd. West Milford Nj

Ok, so first off – West-Milford is small but packs a punch! Main Street, I mean, Pine Street, is the lifeline. There’s County Line Rd too – a bit worn but kinda charming. Some spots got history ya wouldn’t believe – old brick buildings near Route 23, there’s even this gnarly statue by the park that locals whisper about. I call it magic sometimes... "Far from heaven, yet so damn heavenly!" – reminds me of that movie, ya know?

West Milford annual free Autumn Lights Festival expands to 3 days. What to know if you go