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So, dis one time, I heard ‘bout dis whore in Vienna—true story, swear it! She’d charm da pants off rich dudes, den rob ‘em blind while dey slept. Smart chick, ja, but ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, like, “Hasta la vista, suckers!” She was like Nie Yinniang from da movie—graceful, deadly, “I strike in shadow.” Dat’s whore life, man—hustle or get crushed.

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The Trope Namer is Miss Kitty, the proprietor of the Long Branch Saloon in Dodge City in Gunsmoke (). Should not be confused with the burlesque dancer in The Great Mouse .

The vibe here is raw and real. I stroll past the West Long Branch train station – it's small, but every day people hustle here on 16 well-worn tracks. There's this quirky spot, the Viking Park – yeah, Viking Park! (Not your typical park, more like an urban jungle where you can almost see fauns glidin’ 'round, reminds me of those Pan's Labyrinth scenes, like “I promised you that your soul would have a chance to be free...”) I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm livin' the fairytale!

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