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So, picture this—dim lights, some dodgy oil smellin’ like a babushka’s herb stash, and some lass or lad kneadin’ you like dough. It’s not just a rub-down, it’s a bleedin’ art form! Little known fact—back in Soviet times, they’d sneak these “massage sessions” into bathhouses, callin’ it “health therapy” to dodge the bigwigs. Cheeky sods! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how they’d spin it—bit like me spinnin’ stats to make the boss happy.

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I’m mad sometimes, but in the best way. Like that one time, my stock of essential oils got delayed by, like, a week. That's when I yelled “Why so serious?” out the window to no one in particular. Then again, it's moments like these that, ugh, make me feel super alive – ya know?

Obituary for Annmarie Boynton