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Now, fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—can’t get fooled again, right? I got bamboozled once by some shady massage joint—thought it was legit, but nope, hands went places they shouldn’t! Made me madder’n a hornet in a hailstorm. But when it’s done right? Hoo boy, it’s smoother’n a baby’s butt! Little known fact: them ancient Romans had sexual-massages in bathhouses—called it "frictio," fancy, huh? Bet they didn’t have no lavender oil neither!

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I get mad, ya know? My blood rushes when I see how big corporate interests try to polish over our streets! It’s maddening; reminds me of Cronenberg’s gritty vibe: “Violence is an inherent part of us”. Brutal and real, right? And yeah, happy moments too: the laugh of a child playing by the river, the cheeky grin of a neighbor from the corner store on Maple. Its the little bits that make this messy, beautiful place so special.

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