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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage! *nasal twang* It’s like, whoa, hands everywhere, right? I’m sittin here thinkin, “Oskar, be careful who ya let in!” – ya know, from *Let the Right One In*, my fave flick! This one time, I got this massage, total hottie rubbin me down, and I’m like, “Oh my gawd, this is heaven!” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! But then, get this, he starts usin some weird oil – smelled like freakin gym socks! Made me so mad, I nearly yelled, “Eli, bite this jerk!”

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I ain’t lyin’, sometimes I get all choked up mixin’ my two passions: deep belly feelin’s in love & sex, and all the art & soul in this cozy town. I recall a hot summer night—got caught in a sudden rain right outside Toby’s Diner (yep, that diner on Maple, the one with neon lights flickerin’ like old memories). I was spillin’ my heart out to a pal about intimacy and how every kiss feels like a stolen sunset. Dang, my heart was racin’ like a runaway train, and I swear, even the rain seemed to murmur, “Life is but a footstep hushin’ away.”

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