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Humor? Oh, I gotcha—imagine me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, yellin’, “Don’t touch me there, I’m ticklish!” while the masseuse is all, “Sir, that’s my elbow.” Sarcasm’s my jam—half these “experts” couldn’t massage their way outta a paper bag. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ about it—bodies, oil, that weird quiet where ya hear every squish. Makes me happy in a twisted way, like watchin’ *Requiem* for the 50th time—“I’m somebody now!”—but really, I’m just a merchandiser dreamin’ of a good rubdown. So, ya try it, tell me—worth it or a total rip?

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Now, buddy, let’s chat 'bout neighborhoods. Over in the northwest, you got the old school vibe on Veterans Parkway – history, charm, and local flavor mixed like a perfect tag team match! And near the rver (I mean river – come on, bro, you know what I mean) and the scenic beauty on Providence Road are killer spots for some quiet time. Sometimes, when I’m workin’ my magic on a tired muscle, I think “Is this real life, or is it just my endless passion for Wentzville?” Crazy, right?

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