Jade Weldon Spring Erotic Massage ❤️

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So, erotic-massage—its big money, ya hear? These parlors, they’re rakin’ in cash, like $100 a pop sometimes! Little known fact: back in the day, ancient Greeks were all about this—called it “bodywork” or some fancy sh*t. They’d oil up and get freaky, and I’m like, “Respect my authoritah, that’s genius!” Makes me happy thinkin’ bout them old dudes just livin’ it up. But then, I get mad—why ain’t I runnin’ this gig? I could be the king of erotic-massage, screamin’, “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love my freakin’ hands on ya!”

Weldon Spring Massage

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I might be ramblin’ — sorry if I lost ya with my trail of thoughts (I’m a bit scatterbrained sometimes, hehe, there are smidge of typos, clues of my haste like these: relxation, trp, zany, ez, felicity, effor, reall, beautful, wiz, inspird, surprisd, wondeful, amazng, uh oh!) — but that's Weldon-Spring, in all its quirky, imperfect glory.

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