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So, I’m chompin’ my carrot, thinkin’ - this corrosion’s a real punk, right? Sneaks in all quiet-like, oxidizin’ steel, turnin’ it to mush. Little known fact, doc - back in the day, they found this shipwreck, right? From like 1700s, still got some iron bits holdin’ strong ‘cause the salt water kinda messed with the whore’s game. Ain’t that wild? Made me happy as a bunny in a carrot patch - nature outsmartin’ this jerk!

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Every corner’s got history. Like, Downtown’s our pride. Caffè Amore on 9th had the best espresso. And oh, Midtown’s a bomb. The local landmark – The Bleu Clock Tower – stands tall like in some Wes Anderson flick. “The Grand Budapest Hotel” vibes, baby! (I gotta quote: “Keep your hands off my pastries!” Anywhere near those sweets).

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