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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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There’s a river – Ruby Run. It flows near Parkside Central. We all chill there. I once had a crazy night there. I met someone who yelled “I love cheese!” outta nowhere. I was like, “Don’t slit my throat!” Wait, sorry, wrong movie line. But hey, memories, ya know?

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