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Oi, mate, so brothel, yeah? Shaken, not stirred, I reckon it’s a wild gig. Me, James Bond, head of the lab, suave as fuck, I’ve seen some shit. Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they’re history lessons with tits. Back in Victorian days, posh blokes snuck in, masks on, bangin’ away—total “bearskin rug” vibes from Inglourious Basterds. “That’s a bingo!” I’d yell, watchin’ em stumble out, trousers half-down.

Robot or human?

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I keep spotin’ hidden artsy murals – each one tells a tale. A couple years back, a mural on Ridge Ave blew my mind. Colors, splashes, craziness – like a Wes Anderson montage. “I don’t fight my wars with words!” – yeah, kinda.

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