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So, erotic-massage—here’s the deal, yeah? It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, it’s an art, innit? Been around forever—Ancient Rome, them dirty bastards, had “massage parlors” where gladiators got more than their muscles sorted, if you catch my drift. Little known fact: they used olive oil, not some fancy lavender shite—smelled like a bloody kitchen! Makes me wanna scream, “Where’s the fuckin’ passion?!” Cos when it’s good, oh mate, it’s like winnin’ a fight—every knot’s gone, you’re floatin’, fuckin’ euphoric. But when it’s bad? Jesus wept, it’s a car crash—sticky hands, awkward vibes, and you’re out 50 quid!

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And lemme talk neighborhoods – crazy tight-knit ones there! Like the area around Harbor Bay, where local legends dance in the streets every sundown. Oh, and don’t get me started on the quirky antique shops on Riverside Drive. Yo, trust me, they got secrets hidden behind dusty frames. Srsly, it's like every piece got a story and every story got a soul... I get all tingly just thinkin’ on it!

St. Clare Catholic Church in Waveland holds annual Seafood Festival