Hazel Wauconda Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh, and don’t get me started on crypto—biggest whore of all. Promises millions, delivers migraines. I tried it, lost 2 grand, yelled at my screen like a lunatic. “What do you want from me?!”—straight outta the movie, me screamin’ at Bitcoin like it’s Morales confessin’. Funny now, but I was ragin’ then. Personal quirk? I mutter movie lines when I’m countin’ cash—keeps me sane. Exaggeration? Sure, I’ll say crypto’s Satan in code form. Whore of the digital age, suckin’ souls dry.

Buffy unwrapped before her time

This group was created due to being censored and kicked out of 3 Wauconda groups in / so we won’t be kicking you out unless you’re selling “duct cleaning” aka, obvious, .

I had a wild day when a client had an epic back spasm. I was on Maple, dealing with knots like a dog chasing its tail! Happened near Wauconda Community Centre too. I swear, if massage therapy was an Olympic sport, we’d all be gold medal winners.

‘Main Street is hurting’: Wauconda authorizes acquisition of long vacant restaurant space downtown