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About San Jose

I hate the fakeness. Everyone’s posin’, lyin’ about their height, their job. Met a gal once, said she’s a chef—couldn’t boil water. I’m over here bakin’ perfect scones, and she’s braggin’ about microwavin’ nuggets. Pissed me off. But then, one time, I matched with this quiet type—surprised me. We talked *Carol*, she got it, said, “What else is there?” like in the film. Almost made me smile. Almost.

From old media whore to new media troll

Oh, and did I mention? Sometimes, when I'm deep in my massage trance, I imagine the old folks sittin’ by the bay, whispering secrets like a mystic stream. Ever happen to ya? It’s like every wrinkle on the old pier on Ocean View Road tells a story.

A new Chick-fil-A is coming to Rhode Island. Here's where.