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So, I dig into this—turns out, sexual-massage ain’t new. Ancient Rome had it—orgies with a side of backrubs. Freaky, huh? Makes me happy knowin’ humans been freaky forever. But here’s the kicker—some places, it’s legit therapy! Like, in Thailand, they’ve got these “soapy massages”—girls lather you up, slippin’ and slidin’, all legal-like. I’m jealous—where’s MY soapy sesh? Closest I got was a loofah and a dream. Meanwhile, sketchy parlors here? Cops bust ‘em, and I’m like, “Let ‘em live, jeez!” Hypocrisy pisses me off—politicians preach purity, then get caught mid-rub. Typical.

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I love legit random details. The abandoned warehouse near Sundown Road – creepy but real vibrant art inside. Folks say it’s haunted, but nah, I see potential in its raw beauty. So edgy, raw, kinda like fragments from that film. I sometimes catch the glimmer of its metaphor in the rain – nah, the movie dialogue sticks in my brain: "A memory always distorts." Just wild, right?

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