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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, right? Insurance agent by day, Larry David by—well, all the time. And I’m thinkin’ about this whole “find a prostitute” deal. I mean, what’s the deal with that? It’s like, you’re out there, lookin’ for somethin’, and bam—there’s a transaction! Pretty, pretty good, huh? Except it’s not! It’s a mess, a total mess! I’m gettin’ all worked up just typin’ this—fingers shakin’, typos everywhere, probly 12 by now.

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I gotta say, sometimes I get super hyped 'bout the blend of grumpiness and joy in Waller (us) – it’s unpredictable, like a dating app algorithm goin’ haywire. The mood swings, the crackly espresso, the unsaid riddles—just like those cryptic hints from Zodiac (I mean, "They're not random, baby!") make every day a new quirky page in this city's diary.

​​Waller and Velasco discuss housing, education, and community at House District 57 forum