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One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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Look, I'm not exaggerating. Once, I got super pissed at traffic on 5th, cars honking like crazies—like "vein pulses in darkness." Got me thinkin' life is surreal. Even if I’m swiping left on some BS life profiles, I get my kicks right here.

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