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Hoarding cash—who does that? Idiots, that’s who. Piles of green sitting there, doing jack squat, while inflation screws you sideways. I saw this patient—er, client—once, dude had 50 grand under his mattress. Literal mattress! Not even a safe, the moron. “I don’t trust banks,” he whines. Yeah, pal, and I don’t trust your IQ. Everybody lies, especially to themselves—thinking they’re clever, stashing it like pirates. Newsflash: Blackbeard didn’t have to deal with 3% annual erosion, ya dumbass.

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Hey, one time I stumbled into a local art fest on Puakea Road – daaaamn, colors everywhere, local beats blarin', and I was just carryin' on, bein' Tony, throwin' phrases like "Say hello to my little friend!" 'cause every corner was a blast, man!

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