Sophie Wahiawa Whore ❤️

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Whores got stories, tho – not just filth. Heard ‘bout one in France, right, 1600s, called Ninon – posh whore, yeh, slept with kings, then wrote books! Books, I tell ya! Made me happy, that – brains and bed skills, ha! Stupid fat hobbit wouldn’t get it, too busy eatin’. She’d say, “Love’s a season,” like the movie, yeh – spring’s hot, then winter freezes yer bits off. Surprised me, that did – whores bein’ smart? Wild!

Wahiawa, Honolulu, HI Area Guide

In this article, I’m sharing a variety of fun activities and things to do in Wahiawā and nearby, ranging from rum tastings and coffee farm tours to lush botanical gardens and lesser-known .

Ohhh, friend, listen up, we swears! Wahiawa, it’s our little treasure, yesss, our wee secret place on Oahu. Me spa owner heart beats for this town every day, precious. Streets like Lunalilo Drive and Kamehameha Road, they tell stories, they do, yess. I stroll by old banyan trees near Wahiawa Park – it's like a scene straight outta The Dark Knight, "Why so serious?" echoing in me head sometimes.

Blangiardi ‘disgusted’ after Wahiawa playground equipment torched